Squad Goals: The 5 Essential Friends You Need for a Detty December

5 Friends You Need To Complete Your Detty December Gang
5 Friends You Need To Complete Your Detty December Gang

Detty December is around the corner, and you know what that means – non-stop vibes, endless parties, and making unforgettable memories with your squad! But, let’s be real, a successful Detty December requires a team of ride-or-die friends. Here are the 5 essential friends you need to complete your Detty December gang:

  1. The Party Plug

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This friend knows the hottest parties, from Lagos to Abuja, and has the hookups to get you on the guest list. They’re always on the pulse, from Davido’s concert to the latest underground rave. With them, you’ll never miss a beat!

2. The bartender

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This friend mixes crazy food combos that sound wrong but taste ridiculously right, especially at 2 a.m. 5Alive and whiskey? Indomie and bread? Trust us, it’s magic! They’ll keep your Detty December fueled with unforgettable flavors.

3. The Camera Queen/King

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This friend’s got the photography skills to capture every moment – from the stunning outfits to the hilarious memes. They’ll make sure your Instagram feed is popping, and you’ll have memories to cherish long after Detty December is over!

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4. The drip lord

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Don’t get caught looking unfresh during Detty December! Send your GRWM pics to your trusted Drip Lord for life-saving fashion advice. They’ll keep your style game strong, saving you from plaid-stripes-polka dots disasters.

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5. The “No go gree” soldier

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Detty December no be joke! With hairdressers trying to flex, bouncers thinking they’re agberos, servers feeling entitled, and ride-hailing drivers losing their sense, you need that one friend wey get levels (ogba), wey no dey gree for anybody.

This friend no dey joke, dem get werey for head, and dem no dey tolerate nonsense. When they are around, everyone knows to bring A-game, no cap! Dem be the standard-setter, and levels don change.
With these five friends on your team, you’re guaranteed an unforgettable Detty December experience!

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